Don’t lie to people who trust you and don’t trust people who lie to you. ", 3. Follow me on Twitter @BloomerHeather. Time and good friends are two things that become more valuable the older you get. Being an aunt is one of the greatest titles ever, and you love documenting all the memories with your little munchkins. I said onto better things, Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow, I cannot see heaven being much better than this, Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight, I’mma sip it ‘til i feel it, I’mma smoke it ‘til it’s done, I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget, I’mma worry ‘bout me, give a fuck about you, They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this, Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments, Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up, Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend. I’d take a bullet for you—not in the head, but like, the leg or something. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? Catch flights, not feelings. Why ask followers to “Turn on Post Notifications” on Instagram? “Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”, “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”, “I’m here for a good time not a long time”, “Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”, “I’m up right now and you suck right now”, “Think before you come for the great one”, “If I die all I know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”, “Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”, “Call me the referee because I be so official”, “Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”, “So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”, “Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”, “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”, “Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”, “Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”, “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”, “Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me, if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”, “I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”, It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”, “Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”, “I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”. People say best friends are hard to find; that’s because the best one is already mine. When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there. Strong Men don’t have attitude. — Sarah Kay "To escape and sit quietly on the beach — that’s my idea of paradise." If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends. Best friends are the reason you have no food. I hope we’re friends until we die. You’re sure to find one or more that speaks to you. But don’t worry, we’ve done the hard work for you and created an awesome list of generic captions you can use on your Instagram photos and videos.